yamaha raptor 700

[memphis 1]

Originally Posted by bouncy

WTF!!! ive got a stalker, but your wrong about the Lada

Its not for me its for a mate!!!!!HONEST

Im saving up for a KTM

Hey Bouncy ,you're nobody until you've got your own stalker,its the showbiz in thing at the moment ! I had a stalker once...it was wild....she used to cruise past my house all night...one night she was so busy waving up at me she drove straight into the bus stop across the road...then she jumped out all hysterical shouting "see what you've made me do ...I hope youre happy !"....Happy?..I was laughing so hard i nearly had a hernia....aaah happy days...unfortunatly i dont have the smarts to be a stalker i need "Pratnav"just to find my own bathroom at home...

[bouncy]

I did have a stalker and gave in to her lewd suggestions. Slept with her and never saw her again

[memphis 1]

Originally Posted by bouncy

I did have a stalker and gave in to her lewd suggestions. Slept with her and never saw her again

I got rid of mine by sleeping with her best friend...sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind..

[memphis 1]

Originally Posted by memphis 1

Hey Bouncy ,you're nobody until you've got your own stalker,its the showbiz in thing at the moment ! I had a stalker once...it was wild....she used to cruise past my house all night...one night she was so busy waving up at me she drove straight into the bus stop across the road...then she jumped out all hysterical shouting "see what you've made me do ...I hope youre happy !"....Happy?..I was laughing so hard i nearly had a hernia....aaah happy days...unfortunatly i dont have the smarts to be a stalker i need "Pratnav"just to find my own bathroom at home...

The old joke springs to mind...Whats more ebarrassing than being seen climbing out of the bak of a Sheep..........Being seen climbing out of the back of a Lada ! !...........mind you did have an interesting experience in a lada niva jeep once with a very desperate car saleswoman[as if for her being desperate enough to sell Ladas wasnt bad enough!]..but thats another story...

[beepee]

Originally Posted by memphis 1

Bouncy,you traitor ! ! trying to become a member of the Craptor brigade....Look at the photos again...youll end up a poncey middle class tofu munching bungalow dwelling caravan owning "Call me Raptorman"[but my real names Kevin]brown shoe wearing pen pushing private pension holding holier than thou thinking hand squeezed fruit juice drinking suburbanite who only does 200miles a year who's mother still washes his underwear....dont do it mate...seeeeeeeeriously...catch a bus instead.....ride an eight year old girls bike with the handlebar tassles and Barbie Bell...buy a Lada........send your mum a valentines card...anything but buying a Craptor{said the hypocrite who complained about quad dissing...]Bouncy its check up from the neck up time..i'm calling the big house[with the comfy chairs]its for your own good trust me....:w00t::thum bup:

shoosh, you !

[memphis 1]

Originally Posted by beepee

shoosh, you !

I accept your SHOOSH......Harrypotterus..Raptorbe gonerus....Replacewithabicyclus..an d other incantations from the good book

[beepee]

[sport]

quad still for sale , open to sensible offers , no time wasters

[Admin]

£3 k cash waiting

[sport]

sorry mate couldnt let go for that , even stanard 55 plates are sellin for more on ebay